cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

meladoodle:

imagine if your dad sent all of your anons

Thanks dad you’re the best

(via justfortheloveofmusic)

fuckedupdotcom:

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

wow fuck both of you.

(via privileged-heartbreak)

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

(Source: dirkar, via i-tearmyheart-open)

me: i’m gonna study when i get home
me: i’ll just study before i go to bed
me: i’ll just study in the morning
me: i’ll just study on the way to school
me: i’ll just study in this class
me: i’ll just study in the hall
me: i’ll just study before the test
me: i’ll just study during the test

(Source: laheymore, via i-dont-wanna-be-heree)

chaotichumour:

do you ever look at a text post with a lot of notes then notice it’s made by someone you follow and you just feel proud of them

(via carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis)